Signs You’re a Woman of a Certain Age
1. You hear the names of new celebrities and think, “Who?”
2. Commercials with Tom Selleck or Joe Namath make you want to throw something at the TV.
3. You desperately seek out new music in an attempt to avoid becoming a fossil, but still enjoy the old stuff.
4. Every depiction of a cougar on film or video makes you want to throw the TV out the window.
5. You really wish you had that 90 minutes back from watching that godawful French film.
6. You realize the end is near. Then, you realize it always was.
7. Stuff you thought was funny years ago? Meh.
8. You realize you have nothing to lose. And you never did.
9. You see things like this, and wonder why they can’t cure movements disorders before doing any more research on AI.
PS: I’d list ten things, except that I hate Lists of 10 [Anything]. More to come on that topic.
Originally published at http://randomandsundrythings.wordpress.com on April 14, 2023.
