Shall we go …?
Another conversation that never happened.
BROWN: Okay, so let’s think about this. I think we should go to … oh, London, say?
ORANGE: Oh, I dunno. I was thinking of Rome.
BROWN: Who the fuck is that?
ME: I’m your tour guide.
BROWN: Where the fuck did YOU come from?
ORANGE: Hang on! Hear her out. Tour guide?
ME: I can take you all sorts of places and you don’t even need to leave your chair.
Brown and Orange exchange quick furtive glances.
BROWN: Ohh-kay. Where to?
ME: Hang on! 🙂
ME: Just had to find my TARDIS! 🙂
Here’s a song to put you in the right mood!
Next stop: Paris! 🙂
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Originally published at http://randomandsundrythings.wordpress.com on June 13, 2022.