Found on a scrap of paper on my floor
2 min readApr 28, 2024
This is something I wrote back in January 2017, apparently, because it’s titled “January 2017 Review.” Looks like I was trying for some kind of Dave Barry knock-off. Needless to say, I didn’t follow through on that. But let me give you what I wrote.
As we shuddered our way out of 2016 (which has been officially recognized as Dead Celebrity Year), and woke up on New Year’s Day 2017, we found out…