A gift? For me?

Um … wow! It’s amazing how much stuff I’ve won! At least, according to all the emails in my spam folder.

I’m receiving “funds,” a golf cart, a piano, a “few gifts,” and a Keurig Coffee Maker.

I also apparently suffer from tinnitus (not really, no) and might be looking for a soul mate (no, not really).

One thing’s for sure, I’ve been selected and I need to get a “concealed carry certificate before changes of law.”

Also, for some reason, I’ve donated to the Elon Musk Team. (I have no recollection of doing this.) The team sends greetings and thanks me for my “answers.” (I wonder what the questions were.) Musk, apparently, banks in India. Naturally.

You do realize none of the above is true, right? Except the spam e-mails, which are both unreal and real.

Originally published at http://randomandsundrythings.wordpress.com on June 9, 2023.