Brown: Have you noticed something different about this place?

Orange: They redecorated?

Brown: It just seems … more colorful.

Orange: I think I like the window most.

Brown: Is there a window? I seem to be staring into space.

Orange: Yeah, there’s a window. They placed it exactly in the…

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B: Ever see that show about ghosts?

O: Which one?

B: The one called Ghosts.

O: Yeah. I like it.

B: Me, too.

O: Are The Walking Dead ghosts?

B: No. They’re zombies. Or vampires.

O: Wouldn’t that make them the “Walking Undead” then?

ONE STUNNED SILENT MOMENT LATER:

B…

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Debbi Mack

Debbi Mack

New York Times bestselling author of seven novels, including the Sam McRae Mystery series. Screenwriter, podcaster, and blogger. My website: www.debbimack.com.